Chapter 293 - Let's Pierce with Green Onions
◎ East Dragon Village Zegan, Great Dragon Palace, Front Plaza
Now then, shall we sort the situation?
After about a month away, Kazane and the others returned to the dragon village and parked the miniature Dragon Boat at the plaza in front of the Great Dragon Palace. God Dragon Emperor Naga, Ao, three of the Four Guardian Sword Dragons, and many other dragons had been restlessly waiting for them there.
However, for some reason, Jinrai's son, Jiraid, was standing in the center of the group with an indescribable expression, and beside him, Hyvern Dukedom's Archduke Rynox had a tattered appearance, and for some reason, he was waiting for them in dogeza posture. No, it looked like a dogeza at the start, but in fact, he was collapsed on the ground with his ass in the air, and green onions were stuck in it. His eyes seemed hollow, and he was gasping for breath.
(Is that his hobby?)
Kazane thought. As the leader of a country, he had a heavy responsibility. What if the stress of everyday life was causing the Archduke's body and mind to become tattered, and the only way for him to relieve the stress was by sticking green onions in his ass and panting in public?
(…………)
Kazane's mental breaker instantly tripped, shutting down her thoughts. Trying to understand a pervert's thinking was fruitless. Then Naga approached Kazane's dumbfounded group.
『Kazane, Tatsuo. And the White Party. I'm happy to see you again.』
「Yeah, I am as well, Husband.」
Tatsuo cried Kuwaa together with Kazane's words. He seemed happy. The other members also greeted him in succession, but their gazes were fixed on the man who had become a green onion flower pot. Naga also noticed that and spoke apologetically.
『Kazane. This man isn't a bad man. But I didn't think he would make my empress cry. You may be angry, but can't you forgive him with this?』
What am I forgiving him for?... Kazane wondered, but since the green onions were trembling, she made circles with both hands to reply「Okay.」Then Rynox made an expression like a turtle laying eggs, and he was carried away by Jiraid immediately after.
After that, Kazane and the others greeted the other dragons as they passed through to the Great Dragon Palace's God Dragon Emperor throne room.
◎ Great Dragon Palace, God Dragon Emperor Throne Room
『I heard that in the world of human beings since ancient times, criminals could clear away their sins by being pierced with green onions. Emulating that, I thought I would also have Rynox do the same. Kazane. Your anger is natural, but please let it be settled with this.』
No, the only thing that might clear away would be a cold... Kazane thought about saying, but when she thought about how Naga had done it for her, she couldn't rain on his parade. What kind of misunderstanding led to a folk remedy becoming a punishment for criminals?... that was a mystery, but the most likely explanation was that a player spread it as a prank.
When Kazane previously met Rynox, she thought he was a sarcastic and cool type egotistical man, but now her only impression of him was a man pierced with green onions. Any further blow would be dangerous.
By the way, it seemed that Kazane had complained to Naga about the Jiraid imprisonment uproar in an email. (The weakness of text-only communication is that it's hard to understand how angry someone is) Kazane regretted with a distant look. And Kazane became one step wiser.
「Since then, the story spread that Archduke-sama made Naga-sama's wife cry. It made things extremely tense.」
Jiraid said. There were also dragons who would say insults and spit on Rynox. It was dragon spit, so he would become drenched. And it smelled.
From the start, God Dragon Emperor Naga was practically equal to a god for Hyvern's dragon mounts. Kazane saving Naga and becoming Empress was like a Cinderella story among dragons, and she was like an idol exploding in popularity. The dragons becoming angry when they learned he had made her cry was natural.
Like with Jiraid, it seemed their anger wouldn't calm down unless he was forgiven by Kazane, so when Rynox heard that Kazane and the others were going to the East Dragon Village, he rushed over. Of course, there was also the floating island matter.
「Since that day, I rapidly lost any place where I belonged. It was hell.」
A worn out Rynox said. Behind him, Flashing Radiance Dragon Ryu Godo, one of Hyvern's three strongest dragon mounts, said「You reap what you sow.」Jiraid's beloved dragon, Flying Lightning Dragon Mordo, nodded and said「That's right.」Apparently, even they weren't taking Rynox's side.
『You've been like that since you were a child. Closing your eyes to certain things for the sake of politics. Foolishness. Has that sunk in a little?』
「Don't talk about things from childhood. In the first place, aren't you embarrassed to say that when you married a child at your age?」
So saying, Rynox pointed at Kazane and glared at Naga. Kazane was a little sullen, but Naga laughed it off.
『I have nothing to be embarrassed about. I love my empress, Kazane. I can say that to anyone with pride. Fool.』
「Husband, I love you too.」
『Father, I love you too.』
Naga's eyes relaxed at the voices of Kazane and Tatsuo. They were completely defeated eyes.
「This lolicon.」
『Scorning me because the one I love has a slightly childish appearance. What a small man. Wouldn't that make you completely hopeless? Unmarried and still a virgin. Moreover, you're almost 90, so even if you lost it now...』
Rynox spouted.
「Rynox, you...」
Louise made eyes like she was looking at something unbelievable. Rynox was Louise's grandson. If someone could become a wizard at the age of 30, her grandchild was an outstanding talent who would soon become a triple wizard. Why was he a spearman? Furthermore, gazes of pity were concentrated on him from everyone who understood the meaning, and Rynox became teary eyed. Even Jiraid, who should be a loyal retainer, was looking at him with eyes that were saying「Seriously?」; there was no help for him.
「Grandmother, it's, uh...」
Rynox was flustered and tried to make an excuse, but like she had resolved herself, Louise opened her mouth and cut off Rynox's words.
「Rynox, will you lose your virginity to Granny?」
「Please stop. Father will kill me!?」
By the way, Rynox's father was the former Archduke, and he was Louise's son. He was also a severe Mothercon. If Rynox lost his virginity to her, even adding more green onions wouldn't be enough.
「But still, I never expected that you were a virgin. If Hyvern were an empire, you would be called the Virgin Emperor. That was dangerous.」
The words Jinrai muttered to try and support him weren't comforting at all; they further wounded his close friend Rynox's heart instead. In the first place, Rynox originally planned to marry Cindy.
「I will become Ry-kun's bride.」
When he closed his eyes, that childhood memory would be played back in Rynox's mind. Perhaps Cindy being snatched away by the man in front of him was the first bad omen. Also, he had never tried to seriously find a wife because he had a long lifespan, so things continued as they were until today. Or perhaps he had a faint expectation for the time when Jinrai's lifespan came to an end...
Anyway, due to such circumstances, he was in this unfortunate position of never having had a lover. And he had no choice but to carry his cross of sin of being a virgin man who had lost his other virginity to green onions. He was a man played with by fate.
Well, it's an inconsequential story.
「So then, Kazane. Could you tell us about the floating island?」
Ao cleared his throat and said that to urge Kazane to speak. In the first place, they hadn't gathered here to hear a green onion stabbed virgin's complicated story.
Then the story was finally corrected to the proper flow. Everyone there generally understood the situation, but in any case, the leader of the White Party started talking about the matter.
Name: Yuihama Kazane
Occupation: Summoning Fighter
Title: Ogre Killer, Dragon Slayer, High Beast Summoner, Rea King
Equipment: Staff 『White Blaze』, Two Handed Sword『Black Fang』, Draghorn Tonfa x2, Dragonscale Breastplate, Drake Gauntlets, Silver Sheep Clothes, Sylphyn Skirt, Plasma Pants, Dragon Eating Ogre King's Greaves, Indestructible Cloak, Mysterious Pouch, Crimson Saint Coffin, Heroic Spirit Summoning Ring, Circlet of Wisdom, Aim Bracelet, Magic Accumulator, White Magic Accumulator, Rainbow Necklace, Rainbow Dragon Ring, Angel Bracelet
Level : 36
Health: 145
Magic Power: 304+420
Strength: 67+20
Agility: 71+14
Endurance: 38
Wisdom : 72
Dexterity : 47
Spell : 『Fly』『Torch』『Fire』『Heal』『Firestorm』『Healer Ray』『High Heal』『Golden Dusk「Dragon Exclusive」』『Mirror Shield』
Skill : 『Kick Devil』『Warrior's Memory: Lv2』『Night Vision』『Crushing Blow』『Dog's Sense of Smell: Lv2』『Golem Maker: Lv3』『Aegis Shield』『Fire Principle: Third Chapter』『Healing Principle: Fourth Chapter』『Air Jump: Lv2』『Killing Leg: Lv3』『Fear Voice』『Invisible』『Tiger Eye』『Wall Walking』『Intuition』『Cheat Death』『Nimble』『Charge』『Material Shield: Lv2』『Information Link: Lv2』『Optical Camouflage』『High Dash』『Bloodsucking Blade』『Dragonization: Lv2「Dragon」』『Regenerate』『Soul Breaking Blade』『Stealthy Hand Placement』『Thunder Chariot: Lv2』『Sturdier Teeth: Lv2「Dragon」』『Crystallization: Lv2「Dragon」』『Devil King's Intimidation』『Stone Minotaur: Lv2』『Mega Beam: Lv2』『Space Expansion』『Pseudo-Silver Creation』『Poison Claw』『Fireball「Dragon」』『Cuticle「Dragon」』『Arms Creation: Black Flame』『Ingredient Connoisseur』『Dragon Pheromone「Dragon」』『Boost』『Monkey's Strong Arm』『Two-sword Style』『Boobies Plus』『Living Armor』『Alarm』『Six-sword Style』
Kazane:「In only a single chapter, Archduke-sama was exhaustively dissed.」
Yumika:「The punishment for making light of a woman's tears?」
◎ East Dragon Village Zegan, Great Dragon Palace, Front Plaza
Now then, shall we sort the situation?
After about a month away, Kazane and the others returned to the dragon village and parked the miniature Dragon Boat at the plaza in front of the Great Dragon Palace. God Dragon Emperor Naga, Ao, three of the Four Guardian Sword Dragons, and many other dragons had been restlessly waiting for them there.
However, for some reason, Jinrai's son, Jiraid, was standing in the center of the group with an indescribable expression, and beside him, Hyvern Dukedom's Archduke Rynox had a tattered appearance, and for some reason, he was waiting for them in dogeza posture. No, it looked like a dogeza at the start, but in fact, he was collapsed on the ground with his ass in the air, and green onions were stuck in it. His eyes seemed hollow, and he was gasping for breath.
(Is that his hobby?)
Kazane thought. As the leader of a country, he had a heavy responsibility. What if the stress of everyday life was causing the Archduke's body and mind to become tattered, and the only way for him to relieve the stress was by sticking green onions in his ass and panting in public?
(…………)
Kazane's mental breaker instantly tripped, shutting down her thoughts. Trying to understand a pervert's thinking was fruitless. Then Naga approached Kazane's dumbfounded group.
『Kazane, Tatsuo. And the White Party. I'm happy to see you again.』
「Yeah, I am as well, Husband.」
Tatsuo cried Kuwaa together with Kazane's words. He seemed happy. The other members also greeted him in succession, but their gazes were fixed on the man who had become a green onion flower pot. Naga also noticed that and spoke apologetically.
『Kazane. This man isn't a bad man. But I didn't think he would make my empress cry. You may be angry, but can't you forgive him with this?』
What am I forgiving him for?... Kazane wondered, but since the green onions were trembling, she made circles with both hands to reply「Okay.」Then Rynox made an expression like a turtle laying eggs, and he was carried away by Jiraid immediately after.
After that, Kazane and the others greeted the other dragons as they passed through to the Great Dragon Palace's God Dragon Emperor throne room.
◎ Great Dragon Palace, God Dragon Emperor Throne Room
『I heard that in the world of human beings since ancient times, criminals could clear away their sins by being pierced with green onions. Emulating that, I thought I would also have Rynox do the same. Kazane. Your anger is natural, but please let it be settled with this.』
No, the only thing that might clear away would be a cold... Kazane thought about saying, but when she thought about how Naga had done it for her, she couldn't rain on his parade. What kind of misunderstanding led to a folk remedy becoming a punishment for criminals?... that was a mystery, but the most likely explanation was that a player spread it as a prank.
When Kazane previously met Rynox, she thought he was a sarcastic and cool type egotistical man, but now her only impression of him was a man pierced with green onions. Any further blow would be dangerous.
By the way, it seemed that Kazane had complained to Naga about the Jiraid imprisonment uproar in an email. (The weakness of text-only communication is that it's hard to understand how angry someone is) Kazane regretted with a distant look. And Kazane became one step wiser.
「Since then, the story spread that Archduke-sama made Naga-sama's wife cry. It made things extremely tense.」
Jiraid said. There were also dragons who would say insults and spit on Rynox. It was dragon spit, so he would become drenched. And it smelled.
From the start, God Dragon Emperor Naga was practically equal to a god for Hyvern's dragon mounts. Kazane saving Naga and becoming Empress was like a Cinderella story among dragons, and she was like an idol exploding in popularity. The dragons becoming angry when they learned he had made her cry was natural.
Like with Jiraid, it seemed their anger wouldn't calm down unless he was forgiven by Kazane, so when Rynox heard that Kazane and the others were going to the East Dragon Village, he rushed over. Of course, there was also the floating island matter.
「Since that day, I rapidly lost any place where I belonged. It was hell.」
A worn out Rynox said. Behind him, Flashing Radiance Dragon Ryu Godo, one of Hyvern's three strongest dragon mounts, said「You reap what you sow.」Jiraid's beloved dragon, Flying Lightning Dragon Mordo, nodded and said「That's right.」Apparently, even they weren't taking Rynox's side.
『You've been like that since you were a child. Closing your eyes to certain things for the sake of politics. Foolishness. Has that sunk in a little?』
「Don't talk about things from childhood. In the first place, aren't you embarrassed to say that when you married a child at your age?」
So saying, Rynox pointed at Kazane and glared at Naga. Kazane was a little sullen, but Naga laughed it off.
『I have nothing to be embarrassed about. I love my empress, Kazane. I can say that to anyone with pride. Fool.』
「Husband, I love you too.」
『Father, I love you too.』
Naga's eyes relaxed at the voices of Kazane and Tatsuo. They were completely defeated eyes.
「This lolicon.」
『Scorning me because the one I love has a slightly childish appearance. What a small man. Wouldn't that make you completely hopeless? Unmarried and still a virgin. Moreover, you're almost 90, so even if you lost it now...』
Rynox spouted.
「Rynox, you...」
Louise made eyes like she was looking at something unbelievable. Rynox was Louise's grandson. If someone could become a wizard at the age of 30, her grandchild was an outstanding talent who would soon become a triple wizard. Why was he a spearman? Furthermore, gazes of pity were concentrated on him from everyone who understood the meaning, and Rynox became teary eyed. Even Jiraid, who should be a loyal retainer, was looking at him with eyes that were saying「Seriously?」; there was no help for him.
「Grandmother, it's, uh...」
Rynox was flustered and tried to make an excuse, but like she had resolved herself, Louise opened her mouth and cut off Rynox's words.
「Rynox, will you lose your virginity to Granny?」
「Please stop. Father will kill me!?」
By the way, Rynox's father was the former Archduke, and he was Louise's son. He was also a severe Mothercon. If Rynox lost his virginity to her, even adding more green onions wouldn't be enough.
「But still, I never expected that you were a virgin. If Hyvern were an empire, you would be called the Virgin Emperor. That was dangerous.」
The words Jinrai muttered to try and support him weren't comforting at all; they further wounded his close friend Rynox's heart instead. In the first place, Rynox originally planned to marry Cindy.
「I will become Ry-kun's bride.」
When he closed his eyes, that childhood memory would be played back in Rynox's mind. Perhaps Cindy being snatched away by the man in front of him was the first bad omen. Also, he had never tried to seriously find a wife because he had a long lifespan, so things continued as they were until today. Or perhaps he had a faint expectation for the time when Jinrai's lifespan came to an end...
Anyway, due to such circumstances, he was in this unfortunate position of never having had a lover. And he had no choice but to carry his cross of sin of being a virgin man who had lost his other virginity to green onions. He was a man played with by fate.
Well, it's an inconsequential story.
「So then, Kazane. Could you tell us about the floating island?」
Ao cleared his throat and said that to urge Kazane to speak. In the first place, they hadn't gathered here to hear a green onion stabbed virgin's complicated story.
Then the story was finally corrected to the proper flow. Everyone there generally understood the situation, but in any case, the leader of the White Party started talking about the matter.
Name: Yuihama Kazane
Occupation: Summoning Fighter
Title: Ogre Killer, Dragon Slayer, High Beast Summoner, Rea King
Equipment: Staff 『White Blaze』, Two Handed Sword『Black Fang』, Draghorn Tonfa x2, Dragonscale Breastplate, Drake Gauntlets, Silver Sheep Clothes, Sylphyn Skirt, Plasma Pants, Dragon Eating Ogre King's Greaves, Indestructible Cloak, Mysterious Pouch, Crimson Saint Coffin, Heroic Spirit Summoning Ring, Circlet of Wisdom, Aim Bracelet, Magic Accumulator, White Magic Accumulator, Rainbow Necklace, Rainbow Dragon Ring, Angel Bracelet
Level : 36
Health: 145
Magic Power: 304+420
Strength: 67+20
Agility: 71+14
Endurance: 38
Wisdom : 72
Dexterity : 47
Spell : 『Fly』『Torch』『Fire』『Heal』『Firestorm』『Healer Ray』『High Heal』『Golden Dusk「Dragon Exclusive」』『Mirror Shield』
Skill : 『Kick Devil』『Warrior's Memory: Lv2』『Night Vision』『Crushing Blow』『Dog's Sense of Smell: Lv2』『Golem Maker: Lv3』『Aegis Shield』『Fire Principle: Third Chapter』『Healing Principle: Fourth Chapter』『Air Jump: Lv2』『Killing Leg: Lv3』『Fear Voice』『Invisible』『Tiger Eye』『Wall Walking』『Intuition』『Cheat Death』『Nimble』『Charge』『Material Shield: Lv2』『Information Link: Lv2』『Optical Camouflage』『High Dash』『Bloodsucking Blade』『Dragonization: Lv2「Dragon」』『Regenerate』『Soul Breaking Blade』『Stealthy Hand Placement』『Thunder Chariot: Lv2』『Sturdier Teeth: Lv2「Dragon」』『Crystallization: Lv2「Dragon」』『Devil King's Intimidation』『Stone Minotaur: Lv2』『Mega Beam: Lv2』『Space Expansion』『Pseudo-Silver Creation』『Poison Claw』『Fireball「Dragon」』『Cuticle「Dragon」』『Arms Creation: Black Flame』『Ingredient Connoisseur』『Dragon Pheromone「Dragon」』『Boost』『Monkey's Strong Arm』『Two-sword Style』『Boobies Plus』『Living Armor』『Alarm』『Six-sword Style』
Kazane:「In only a single chapter, Archduke-sama was exhaustively dissed.」
Yumika:「The punishment for making light of a woman's tears?」
Thanks for the chapter.
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ReplyDeleteGive this man a medal, he has reached the peak of wizardy.
ReplyDeleteThat folk remedy is... interesting to say the least
ReplyDeleteThanks for the new chapter!
ReplyDeleteOkay. I guess that's a thing that happened. I think I'm not eating green onions for a while. Sometimes I wonder if there's something in the water over in Japan.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the translations.
I don't think a character's persona has been crushed so hard in so little time...
ReplyDeleteGod Dragon Emperor family still best though
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